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parrotiny:

RUNNING TO SUCK OFF NIALL IN THAT BAR LIKE

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freakyfeatures:

hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”

orangeitnblack:

fuckyeah-alexvause:

o-i-t-n-b:

How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps

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lovexoxxo:

cravings:

me whenever i drink something from a wine glass

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Lol

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye